Earlier this week my mom called me up,<\/p>\n
Out of the blue,<\/p>\n
Just to tell me how glad she was to have a daughter. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
A mom that rocks !! That’s kewl !!<\/i><\/p>\n
Monday night when I got home,<\/p>\n
On my answering machine,<\/p>\n
I had the following message:<\/p>\n
“Hi Amy, this is *choose your favorite name*. We met at *a bar, go figure* a couple of weeks ago, hope you remember. Anyways, you said that you’d be interested in subbing in our bowling league from time to time, and we could really use you this week. Give me a call if you can make it, my number is *like I’d post it here*. If not, see you at *the bar where I met their collective group and used my complete command of totally useless information to endear myself to them*. Thanks. Bye.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Meeting new people that like me. That’s kewl !!<\/i><\/p>\n
Last night, as I walked into my sub shop of choice these days for my Tuesday night regular order. Immediately upon entering I heard …<\/p>\n
“There she is !! I was wondering when you were going to come in tonight.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
And when I went to pay, I was told …<\/p>\n
“Tonight is on me. Thanks for the advice last week on my friend, it went exactly as you said.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Kute guys that own sub shops and give me free food. That’s kewl !!<\/i><\/p>\n
Last time I was in the mwall,<\/p>\n
Browsing through a rack of clothes,<\/p>\n
I heard …<\/p>\n
“Amy? Hi ! So, did you go back to the class?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Hell no. There wasn’t a single, straight guy there !<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Running into people that only know me as me and gabbing for a bit. That’s kewl !! <\/i><\/p>\n