I was standing in the aisle at CompUSA,<\/p>\n
Trying to guess what type of printer cable I was supposed to pick up …<\/p>\n
Staring intently at the assorted options,<\/p>\n
‘Cause ya know …<\/p>\n
That would somehow help. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
When a salesdude who I had felt watching me,<\/p>\n
Moved a little closer and said …<\/p>\n
“You look like a lady that could use some cable.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Yeah …<\/p>\n
You know it,<\/p>\n
My snarky reply made him blush.<\/p>\n
Though on the other hand,<\/p>\n
He really did seem interested in helping me afterwards.<\/p>\n
As far as my reply goes,<\/p>\n
I really couldn’t help myself,<\/p>\n
It just blurted out on its own,<\/p>\n
Since it is the second most common phrase said among The UnUsual Suspects:<\/p>\n
“Is that code for something?<\/i>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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