{"id":1065,"date":"2004-08-11T05:38:16","date_gmt":"2004-08-11T10:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:38:26","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:38:26","slug":"j-geils-material","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/08\/j-geils-material\/","title":{"rendered":"J. Geils Material"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday …<\/p>\n

I started receiving some interesting e-mails:<\/p>\n

You are soooo phucking hot !<\/i>” … awww, that’s nice … delete.<\/p>\n

Gawd you’re beautiful !!!!!<\/i>” … ohhhh, too sweet … delete.<\/p>\n

I’m just writing to say you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I’d love to buy you a drink !!<\/i>” … heh, Coors Light then please … delete.<\/p>\n

I heard you on 91X this morning, you’re even more beautiful than you sound !<\/i>” … please, please, continue \ud83d\ude42 … del<\/p>\n

Huh?<\/i><\/p>\n

What did that one just say ??
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\n“I heard you on 91X this morning, you’re even more beautiful than you sound !<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Hmmmm … now granted, I’ll pretty much talk with anyone,<\/p>\n

That’s how most of my adventures begin …<\/p>\n

And I have done radio (though I prefer television, seriously people … I really do need my own late night talk show),<\/p>\n

But I don’t remember speaking to anyone at 91X earlier.<\/p>\n

In fact, I don’t even know who or what station 91X is …<\/p>\n

This doesn’t make any sense.<\/p>\n

So I took a little closer look at the e-mail message,<\/p>\n

And noticed that it was addressed to my AmyPreston.com address,<\/p>\n

Not my AmyNews.com address.<\/p>\n

That’s odd …<\/p>\n

AmyPreston.com is my business\/professional e-mail address,<\/p>\n

The one I use for being Lawyer Amy.<\/p>\n

And the e-mails I receive there are exceedingly bland …<\/p>\n

I didn’t do it. Will you help me? Yeah, I know, I’m using e-mail. Ironic, huh? Love, Theodore Kaczynski<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Never ones telling me I should be “playmate of the century<\/i>“.<\/p>\n

Now,<\/p>\n

I know …<\/p>\n

There are plenty of other Amy Prestons out there.<\/p>\n

A few are even attorneys.<\/p>\n

So every few months I do google searches …<\/p>\n

Checking to see if someone googling just my name would stumble across AmyNews.com …<\/p>\n

And I never show up in the first 10 pages of results. (Though probably will now after this post !! :))<\/p>\n

Anyways, I figured I’d do a search to see if I could solve the question as to why I was getting these more fawning than normal e-mails … \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

And POOF !!!<\/p>\n

There on page three of a simple search for Amy Preston …<\/p>\n

91X … Amy Preston … one of the top 10 sexiest bartenders in America according to Playboy!<\/i><\/p>\n

Hmmm … Super Sleuth Amy-Wan might be on to something here.<\/p>\n

So I linked to the site and found myself at the homepage for XTRA-FM<\/a> …<\/p>\n

Where in the lower left hand corner I saw that the morning show did indeed do an interview with Amy Preston !!!<\/p>\n

Apparently she has been picked by Playboy as one of the Top 10 sexiest bartenders anywhere !!!<\/p>\n

Sa-wheeeet !! That’s gotta be good … as the way I see it … if those of us who share the same name of Amy Preston have one in our ranks that is a Playboy playmate … heck … she alone probably bumps up the average Amy Preston cuteness rating like two points !!<\/p>\n

Meaning … I can slack off some !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Soooo …<\/p>\n

I found out that her website is AmyPreston.net<\/a>,<\/p>\n

And went to check it out …<\/p>\n

Where I noticed that on the contact page,<\/p>\n

There was a typo …<\/p>\n

Saying that her fans could send their e-mail to her address at fans@amypreston.com<\/u>,<\/p>\n

While modeling inquiries could be sent to her manager at manager@amypreston.com<\/u>.<\/p>\n

Ahhhhh …<\/p>\n

That explains it.<\/p>\n

All these people really didn’t think I was kute …<\/p>\n

There were trying to contact her !!!<\/p>\n

Figures ! *shrug*<\/p>\n

Oh well,<\/p>\n

Us Amy Prestons always stick together …<\/p>\n

So I found her real e-mail address and told her about the typos.<\/p>\n

She responded and was totally sweet and kewl !!<\/p>\n

A completely nice person …<\/p>\n

It must be the name !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Anyways,<\/p>\n

We exchanged e-mails a few more times …<\/p>\n

Her web people got the typos corrected on her end …<\/p>\n

And I’m setting up autoforwards on my end so that if anyone erroneously sends e-mails to either fans@amypreston.com or manager@amypreston.com they automatically get forwarded to her.<\/p>\n

Funny, huh?<\/p>\n

Now that I’m a girl,<\/p>\n

And not interested in girls,<\/p>\n

I finally meet a Playboy playmate !! lol<\/p>\n

Oh yeah,<\/p>\n

There’s a competition<\/a> at Playboy.com where you can vote for who you think is the sexiest bartender of the top 10.<\/p>\n

You won’t find any nudie pics there …<\/p>\n

At least I don’t think you will,<\/p>\n

But I didn’t look too dilligently.<\/p>\n

That’s not the point though …<\/p>\n

The point is …<\/p>\n

If you’re so inclined and willing …<\/p>\n

Go<\/a> and vote for Amy Preston !!<\/p>\n

She’s nice,<\/p>\n

She’s got a GREAT name, and …<\/p>\n

If she wins,<\/p>\n

It’s a little extra coinage in her pccket I think.<\/p>\n

Amy Preston in 2004 !!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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