{"id":1060,"date":"2004-08-08T17:30:51","date_gmt":"2004-08-08T22:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1050"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:38:27","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:38:27","slug":"s-a-t-u-r-d-a-y-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/08\/s-a-t-u-r-d-a-y-night\/","title":{"rendered":"S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night"},"content":{"rendered":"

Confirming the pathetic state of my social life since I’ve decided to curtail my validation activities until after my srs,<\/p>\n

Once again,<\/p>\n

I found myself having a boring Saturday evening.<\/p>\n

This week …<\/p>\n

My evening of fun was …<\/p>\n

Grocery shopping.<\/p>\n

Big wow !<\/p>\n

(Yes, that’s sarcasm drippping off the exclamation point. I’ll get some paper towel.)<\/p>\n

So there I was …<\/p>\n

After I had picked up some Beggin’ Strips<\/a> for Indiana Jones Lando Calrissian …<\/p>\n

And as I made my way to the produce department,<\/p>\n

I stopped in the paper product aisle,<\/p>\n

Where I tried to decide which brand of paper towel to purchase.<\/p>\n

It was during this decision-making process that I noticed and made eye contact with two twenty-something men.<\/p>\n

One carrying several packages of blue plastic cups …<\/p>\n

You know, the kind you use for drinking beer out of a keg (at least, so I’m told :)),<\/p>\n

And the other guy operating a videocamera.<\/p>\n

Something was going on …<\/p>\n

My guess it was a bachelor party.<\/p>\n

So I tossed them an Amy-giggle to connote my amusement.<\/p>\n

“Hi,<\/i>” said the dude with the plastic cups.<\/p>\n

“Hi,<\/i>” I answered while giving them a suspicious, yet flirty, eye squint and smirk.<\/p>\n

“Hey, he’s getting married next weekend and it’s his bachelor party tonight,<\/i>” the guy with the videocamera said, taping me as he continued, “how about giving him a kiss for good luck?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

So the question for you dear viewers is …<\/p>\n

How did Amy respond?<\/p>\n

Choose A, B, C or D:<\/p>\n

A. “Okay.<\/i>” *shrug*<\/p>\n

B. “Thanks, but I think I’ll pass. Have fun tonight though !<\/i>” \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

C. “Sure, why not? Heck, I’d give him a lap dance for a beer.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

D. “I’d like to, but my boyfriend has issues with me kissing other men. Good luck though !<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Anyways, if you’re interested … this<\/a> is what I ultimately decided upon. Hehe \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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