I’ve been doing a lot of shopping lately …<\/p>\n
Notice,<\/p>\n
I said “shopping”,<\/p>\n
Not “buying” …<\/p>\n
As it’s turned out to become an increasingly frustrating experience for me,<\/p>\n
While I try to build a work wardrobe of any sorts.<\/p>\n
In fact,<\/p>\n
Despite hours upon hours of mwalling,<\/p>\n
I’ve acquired very little in the way of new attireage.<\/p>\n
However …<\/p>\n
During the course of being out and about,<\/p>\n
I was sort of surprised to find that I was catching what seemed to be an equal number of women looking at Amanda and Nicole …<\/p>\n
As men.
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\nThis surprised me,<\/p>\n
Because in the past,<\/p>\n
I’ve become accustomed to woman showing no interest in me after just taking a quick, evaluative, dismissive glance in my direction,<\/p>\n
Or just disregarding me period.<\/p>\n
(This is not to say that women “noticed” me when I used to be a guy. But when I was a guy, women seemed to be aware of my presence and would look or smile at me to acknowledge such.)<\/p>\n
But lately …<\/p>\n
I’ve notice,<\/p>\n
That just as many women seem to be staring at my chest as men.<\/p>\n
Now granted …<\/p>\n
I’m still getting used to having them,<\/p>\n
And maybe they are slightly bigger than the falsies I had been wearing,<\/p>\n
But for the most part …<\/p>\n
I really don’t think about it at all until I notice someone staring at my chest.<\/p>\n
Yet,<\/p>\n
Over the past few weeks …<\/p>\n
I’ve noticed that guys seem to look at them in one of three ways:<\/p>\n
The quick glance<\/i> – where they try to be subtle, but instead are very obvious. This seems to be the look preferred by younger guys, teenagers, and those with less apparent confidence.<\/p>\n
The drawn out look<\/i> – where they either don’t care if you catch them looking or want you to catch them looking, and as such, they hold the look focused at chest level for about 5 second longer than remotely appropriate. This seems to be the look of either players, jerks or old guys that just don’t give a rip anymore.<\/p>\n
The glance then stare<\/i> – which is a combination of the two … first they do a quick glance, followed by a drawn-out stare. This seems to be the look frequently employed by men in suits or men at the mall with their wives\/girlfriends.<\/p>\n
However …<\/p>\n
The message conveyed throughout all of the different looks from men seems to be the same …<\/p>\n
“Nice!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Women, on the other hand, seem to have but one look when they are noticing the girls.<\/p>\n
Yet, they too …<\/p>\n
Seem to have a singular message conveyed as they look …<\/p>\n
And I’ll confess,<\/p>\n
It wasn’t what I expected.<\/p>\n
You see,<\/p>\n
When I first sensed some women were also looking at my chest,<\/p>\n
I was thinking they’d be thinking something like …<\/p>\n
“Bitch<\/i>“.<\/p>\n
But I was mistaken.<\/p>\n
No …<\/p>\n
The one word I hear loud and clear whenever a woman looks at Amanda and Nicole is not one of admiration, jealously or envy …<\/p>\n
It’s a word of fact,<\/p>\n
As each time to date I’ve noticed a woman looking …<\/p>\n
It’s obvious they are thinking …<\/p>\n
“Fake !<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Too phunny !!!<\/p>\n
Just goes to show …<\/p>\n
You can’t fool a woman …<\/p>\n
And guys just don’t care ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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