{"id":1015,"date":"2004-07-01T11:55:32","date_gmt":"2004-07-01T16:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:38:40","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:38:40","slug":"spuddy-quote-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/07\/spuddy-quote-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Spuddy Quote of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

First of all …<\/p>\n

Despite being total butts and typical guys who are bound to screw up and out me at the most inopportune times<\/a>,<\/p>\n

Even though I know they say they are trying really, really hard …<\/p>\n

Both Shaft and Spuddy have been beyond sweet and helpful in supporting me in dealing with my transition.<\/p>\n

Mainly by not making me feel like a phreak as I go through this,<\/p>\n

Treating me pretty much normal throughout,<\/p>\n

Modified only slightly as it should be modified,<\/p>\n

And by keeping us laughing at all times. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Now Shaft is dysfunctionally busy with his life,<\/p>\n

Being pulled in 126 different directions …<\/p>\n

So we honestly have had little time to even talk anymore,<\/p>\n

Let along actually hang out.<\/p>\n

And Spuddy has sort of taken up the responsbility at work …<\/p>\n

Of checking in on me …<\/p>\n

Always taking the time to say ‘hi’,<\/p>\n

And just asking how I’m doing.<\/p>\n

Now please understand …<\/p>\n

All three of us are more than willing to toss out a comment for shock value purposes,<\/p>\n

Just to get a reaction and eventual laugh out of the other person.<\/p>\n

If anything, I’m more guilty than the others.<\/p>\n

What can I say … it keeps us on our toes and smiling<\/i> !<\/p>\n

So Shaft, Spuddy and myself were just finishing a conversation in Spuddy’s office …<\/p>\n

Actually I think Shaft was commenting how I was lucky that I no longer use the men’s room in the building as he just “burned down” the third floor stall.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, we were spared further details of this grusome incident when Shaft had to leave to take a call.<\/p>\n

So I was left talking with Spuddy…<\/p>\n

And we were discussing coordinating time to install some software on his computer …<\/p>\n

When out of the blue,<\/p>\n

In a total deadpan manner …<\/p>\n

Though displaying a smirk that I didn’t notice right away as I wasn’t looking at his face …<\/p>\n

He said …<\/p>\n

Hey, dude, are your nipples always going to be that hard from now on ??<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Too funny !! \ud83d\ude42 LOL<\/p>\n

Now I didn’t bite … I didn’t look to see if he was just pulling my leg or telling the truth … that would have given him too much satisfaction …<\/p>\n

(Yeah right, like I really needed to look !)<\/p>\n

But I did toss him a nice double bird flip as I laughed leaving his office.<\/p>\n

Oh well …<\/p>\n

Paybacks are hell …<\/p>\n

Wait until he learns what his new password is for the software he had me install ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First of all … Despite being total butts and typical guys who are bound to screw up and out me at the most inopportune times, Even though I know they say they are trying really, really hard … Both Shaft and Spuddy have been beyond sweet and helpful in supporting me in dealing with my…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":4,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}