Statistically Speaking

Recently, I was in a court I don’t frequent often, So I really don’t know the locals, But I do like practicing in this court, Nonetheless. Though in my latest foray there, I got a bit of a surprise, ‘Cause ya see, I’m pretty sure … I wasn’t the only attorney there with a Function….


You know how sometimes you do things so routine, By such habit, That every now and then the question sneaks up on you whether or not you did it at all? I was driving into the office the other day … And half-way there into my head pops the question, Did I put on my…