Goodness In The World

I finally was able to track down copies of the cartoons that got the panties in a bunch of so many Muslems … Mohammed Phreakin’ Krap !!! They aren’t even funny !!! Even with translation !!! Then, as I was bored earlier (i.e. sitting in court waiting to see if my client was going to…

Other Person: “Hey Amy, what are you giving up for Lent?” Me: “My virginity.” Editor’s Note: Lighten up, it’s just a joke. And come on, it’s phunny ! Just deadpan the answer, like you’re not really thinking about it. Guys … it doesn’t work for you, so instead, try tossing out in the same disinterested manner the…

Amy: “Yo dude, I was called “sardonic” today. Do you know what it means?” Shaft: “Uhhh, no.” Amy: “Me neither. Let’s see … it says ‘Scornfully or cynically mocking. See Synonyms at sarcastic.’” Shaft: “Guess that answers the question.”

When it popped up on my homeboypage this morning, As Today’s Word of The Day, I actually thought it was a late April Fool’s Day joke. But apparently, It’s just that … For all these years, I’ve been using this word incorrectly.

Barry Manilow rocks !!! Gawd is he ever great !!! Yeah, yeah, yeah … I know, I’m a fan of his and all, so I may be a bit biased, but did you see how much time and attention he gave to each of the contestants? He not only cared about helping each person, you…

Oh yeah, Over the weekend, We went out for Chinese Food , (Of course, in China they just call it “food”. Gawd, that joke never gets old !!! ), And check out the message that showed up in one of the fortune cookies !!! My plans for world domination are coming along nicely !!!