In our parking structure …
We always park on the top-most covered floor of the structure,
For no other reason than we don’t have to try and remember where we parked when we leave.
We just know …
It’s on IJ.
I was returning to the office this afternoon,
Working the phone …
While I was driving circles up to IJ.
I had just made it to IJ,
And was straightening out my wheel to drive to the spot where I almost always park …
When out from between a minivan and another car,
Came running this Sasquatchesque creature:
My guess is that it was approximately 5’6",
1/8th of a ton in weight,
With a short, Drew Carey haircut.
It was also wearing a suit.
Nice one I might add,
My guess is the female mate of this species picked it out.
When this creature was a few feet away from the Amy-Mobile,
It jumped up in the air …
Held its hands up high,
And went Grrrrrrrrrrr as it landed just outside my driver’s side window.
The parking garage shuddered.
Holy Phreaking Krap !
It scared the living bejeebers out of me !!
At which point,
When it noticed that it had indeed scared the krap out of me …
It got this big-ass grin on its face,
Almost as big as its belly,
Then seemed to convulse in jerks of laughter,
And finally lifted its hands over its head,
Twirling around in circles while uttering a chant that sounded eerily like …
"Scared the krap out of you. Scared the krap out of you. I scared the krap out of you. Ha Ha !"
I’m still shaking (as is the parking structure).
Well executed point for Shaft.
Current Score: Shaft – 12,419 Amy – 12,180