Taco Bell Bliss

Editor’s Note: My original order was one spicy chicken burrito and two spicy chicken soft tacos for which I paid I think $3.42 at the first window.

Dude at the second Taco Bell Drive Thru Window at 11:34 pm last night:Ummm, ma’am, I’m sorry, but we made a mistake. We had enough chicken to make your spicy chicken burrito and one of the spicy chicken soft tacos that you ordered, but I accidentally gave them to the car just before you. And we won’t have any more spicy chicken ready for another 15 minutes. Is there anything else we can get you instead ??

Amy-Wan Kenobi:Sure. But I’m really not inclined to pay anymore and I’m super, super hungry, dig?

Dude at the second Taco Bell Drive Thru Window at 11:34 pm last night:LOL I gotcha ma’am.

Amy-Wan Kenobi:Sweet. Then I’d like a 6 pack of hard shell tacos – deluxe, two soft taco grandes, a burrito supreme and a big beef burrito.

Sometimes life is soooooo good !! lol πŸ™‚

For the record, I finished it all except for the two soft taco grandes.

And yes, I have an eating disorder !! lol πŸ™‚

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  1. does anyone here remember taco bell’s chilito?

    they don’t make it anymore

    i miss the chilito

    must have CHILITO

    *slaps self* did i say something?

    *wanders of muttering*

  2. mmm…hot wings…I grow habenero peppers in my living room window just so I have what I need to give my wings “a little extra warmth”…nuthin’ better….

  3. Good for Shaft that you refrained from ordering that massive amount of so called Mexican food until after work πŸ™‚

  4. Good one Laura A !!! lol I’m going to use that line myself in the future to describe my eating disorder … proper credit to you of course !! πŸ™‚

    On a serious note, my eating disorder mainly consists of just extremely poor dietary habits, including my disturbing binge eating sessions where I go a day or two without eating at all, but then go bonkers when I do eat by ingesting something obscene like 3 pounds of fried food, a 20 piece order of Hooters 911 hot wings, or multiple Big Macs. πŸ™‚

  5. I think in Amy’s case eating disorder really means:

    “eating dis order, eating dat order, gettin nother order……”

    Laura a

  6. that I could eat like that and yet look like you…I should have such an “eating disorder”…every girl’s dream….

  7. Amy-Wan Kenobi waves her hand.

    “These aren’t the burritos I was looking for…”

    Dude: “These aren’t the burritos you were looking for.”

    Waves hand again.

    “Take these other, more expensive ones, for free.”

    Dude: “Here, take these other, more expensive ones. Free!”

    Waves hand.

    “Move along.”

    Dude: “Move along. Move along.”

  8. Wow! How you maintain such a wonderful figure and eat like that is beyond me! Count your blessings.
    Luv, Aleta

  9. I’m amazed at the garbage you eat compared to the sleek woman you’ve become. Do you have tapeworms?

    no, really.
    love & hugz,

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