More Full Disclosure

At Moose and Squirrel,

One of the things that keeps us all humble is admitting to others when we do totally butt stupid things …

We call it Full Disclosure.

Like the time Shaft went No. 2 in his pants …

While driving in the car.

He didn’t need to tell us it happened,

And honestly,

We kind of wish he didn’t.

But he did,

And to this day,

We still give him “crap” about it !! 🙂

So in the interests of full disclosure …

Yesterday …

I was at the theater with Bro, Sister-in-Law, Nephew 1, and Nephew 2.

Sister-in-Law in the aisle seat, then Nephew 2, Me, Nephew 1, Bro.

The movie hadn’t started yet …

But the lights were dimmed somewhat,

And we were all scarfing on popcorn,

Plus me with my frozen Mountain Dew.

Unfortunately …

I had a handful of popcorn,

And believe it or not …

When I tossed a few towards my outspout of wisdom,

I missed.

Yeah, go figure.

And a couple of the nuggets of cornage dropped down my top and nestled themselves between Amanda and Nicole …

On top of my bra strap.

Great.

Now what am I supposed to do ??

I mean,

When that happens and I’m by myself …

Hell ya I go for it.

They are my breasts afterall,

I know where they’ve been. 😉

So I looked left out of the corner of my eye …

Nephew 1 was occupied doing something,

Gameboy I think …

He wouldn’t notice.

Then I looked right out of the corner of my eye …

Nephew 2 was gabbing with Sister-in-Law,

He wouldn’t notice.

So I decided to make my move …

Guiding my hand upwards toward my top,

My eyes darting back and forth to make sure neither nephew had changed their previous non-attentiveness.

I know I moved my hand herky, jerky towards my breasts so I would of been able to wave off at the last minute if so needed.

And as I was just about to cross the point of no return,

I suddenly sensed something was not right.

Quick left … Nephew 1 was still otherwise occupied.

Quick right … Nephew 2 was still otherwise occupied.

Must just be my imagination.

So I decided to …

Proceed.

WAIT !!!!!!

I looked up …

And there was my brother …

Standing to my left,

With his empty tub of popcorn that he apparently had decided to refill before the movie started …

And the biggest, stupidest-ass grin on one’s face you’ve ever seen.

“You dropped popcorn down there, didn’t you?”

“Shut up.”

“You were just about to go get it, weren’t you?”

“Drop it,” I reiterated as my face turned what I have to imagine were many shades of red while I crossed my arms over the front of myself and slinked down in my chair.

“Looks like you already did. Tooooooooo funny,” he chortled as he walked past me making his way to the aisle.

So yes,

I admit it.

If I drop popcorn down my top,

And can get away with it,

I’ll go on a search and retrieve mission.

So what !! 🙂

Anyways, I kept my chin buried in my chest when he returned from the concession station with a new bucket of popcorn,

And as he passed me …

While sorta, kinda shaking as he resumed his chortle,

I tripped him.

By accident of course !! 🙂