Amy’s Football League – Season 3

Yes …

It’s that time again !!!

Another season of Amy’s Football League !

Amy’s Football League is my fantasy football league that consists of picking real-life football players that are on your team and based on what statistics they get each week in their real games, you get points for your fantasy team.

You play another team head-to-head each week, and

It’s an incredibly low maintenance fantasy football league.

You don’t have to keep track of the stats or anything,

Your team is automatically drafted for you,

It costs you nothing to join or play, and …

All you have to do is pick your roster for each week,

Which can take anywhere from 0 minutes to 30 minutes,

Depending solely on you.

There are simply two goals in Amy’s Football League …

Stop Shaft from winning his third championship in a row (he’s a teribble winner … visualize Cartman dancing in circles while singing “I Am The Champion … Agaaaaaaaiiiin !!” and then adding “you suck” ! That’s Shaft after each season); and,

Toss out some entertaining trash talk.

Plus … this year you’ll actually win something:

1.) An Amy’s Football League championship certificate made and signed by my mom (i.e. Amy’s Mom);
2.) A 6 pack of frozen, microwavable White Castle hamburgers (or cheeseburgers – your choice); and,
3.) An official AmyNews.com t-shirt (whenever I get around to making such a thing).

Just like I did last year …

I’ve got a couple of teams still available.

Most of the other owners of teams are people you’ve seen mentioned here: Shaft, Hottie, Tenant, Dad, etc. So it’s an incredibly kewl group of people to with which to smack.

So if you’d like a team …

Let me know !

(There are only a couple teams still available, and it’s not first come first serve: previous owners first; family members second; regular viewers third; people I know from my past that have been butts and not e-mailed me, but have come out of the woodwork because they like football fourth; and, everyone else fifth.)

Let the season begin !!! 🙂