Well …
That was certainly interesting !! 🙂
… mwore later !
As we all know … I’m totally addicted to the television show While You Were Out on TLC. The new host, Evan Farmer, I’m starting to like, but I still think I’d do a better job … I mean, I might not bring any carpentry skills to the table, but I do have the sparky…
Today’s lesson … Changing the gender marker on your driver’s license. Actually kids, it’s fairly easy, anyone can do it. Basically, all you have to do is ask … As long as you ask in the right way. Of course, this only applies to my home state, but … Here’s the drill:
I’m scared. Yuhp. There’s no question about it. Right here, right now, today … I’m pretty phreaking scared. Regular viewers know … I’ve got an upcoming surgery scheduled, Let’s see … all total, I’m doing the following: -More fat injections to my lips and temples, -Upper lip lift, -Some fat removal in my upper eyelid…
Well … actually … it wasn’t hell, it was Chili’s … But since I was meeting Satan there … there was certainly the possibility of an impending inferno. Anywhoose … for as much grief as I give Satan … and total disrespect we tender to one another … I know she really loves Shaft ……
One of the main reasons I write my movie reviews is because I don’t have my own television show just yet … so I’ve got to have an outlet for my excessive viewage of movie and television offerings … And I sort of feel this actually does give you a bit of insight into what…
So I did another of those brain persuasion tests … it totally baffles me how some of this can just be soooo darn accurate. Check out the last line of the analysis that follows … Your Brain Usage Profile Auditory : 44% Visual : 55% Left : 72% Right : 27% Amy, you are somewhat…
Well Amy, first off, congrats on graduating from peanut smuggling to cantaloupe grand theft….please keep us abreast of things as they happen…Drunk Irish Chic…hmmm, I don’t drink anymore, I don’t drink any less 🙂 seriously, gave it up years ago. Discovering ones self in your boxers after a night of ‘excesses’ (never knew you could get that blasted playing quarters)with stories of streaking across campus with the words flagpole and farm animals in the same sentence, tends to concentrate one’s mind…..then there were the pictures which ended up in the college rag…I hate hacks….whateva!!! Hope your recovery goes smoothly. Mind yourself.
cl
yeah, the nike sign was a massive clue.
congratulations on your new artillery batteries 😉
Thanks Robin !! 🙂 Well, as of right now, I’d have to say a negative effect considering even picking up my 10 lb bowling ball would be a struggle !! 🙂
Congrats Amy!
I have an important question for you. Do you think that your new “attributes” will have a positive or negative effect on your bowling?
It’s true, I really can’t sing, but I have never met a microphone I didn’t like and have no problem at all embarassing myself while attempting to belt out a tune ! 🙂
No! She can’t! But apparently that doesn’t stop her from doing karaoke! LOL
Amy,
I think we figured that out. And we’re assuming, considering the blonde hair and “new” friends, that we may have trouble confusing you with Dolly Partin. Can you sing?
Danna
LOL Well, there’s no such thing as a dumb Irish chick … drunk Irish chick? Yes … but never dumb … however, just to clarify a couple of things … I got my boob job yesterday. 🙂
okay, being the dumb Irish chic that I am!!! I’m guessing it’s something to do with your mood (medicated) so I’ll make the assumption that you’ve spent some time under general having some modifications done….then again, you could have been having an IRS audit – which also requires one to be medicated ‘sure ma’am this won’t hurt a bit’…..famous last words…. 🙂
cl
OK, I looked back on prior posts and figured out what is (or has been going on). Hope you’re doing well. Guess the answer to,”what’s new?” will be obvious to all soon.
Danna
OMG!
they scooped?
no wonder it hurt so much!!!
:p
Thanks for the good karma Marcia and the IM yesterday Audrey !! 🙂 And just the for record … this particular procedure … hurt like krazy !!
I’m post the scoop on it all for ya Danna a little later !! I’m sorta, kinda moving very slow right now ! 🙂
I’m guessing congratulations are in order for your new friends!?!
All sorts of positive, karma filled thoughts, thinking I am!
Hugz,
Marcia
You just gonna leave us hanging like that? What’s the deal?
Danna
🙂
So, after reading Laura’s post from the June 22 post, I guess you’ll REALLY have to crossdress to be Joe anymore.
Does this mean you’re reaaaaaalllllyyyy full time?
Hugzz, Eh?
Lisa iMom
(so, like, it’s hard to stop doing that Eh thing, Eh?)
As the guys from The Great White North would say:
Oh, leave me hangin’!
Great, Eh?
Take off, you hoser!
Hugzz, Eh?
Lisa iMom