What Was I Saying ?

Give me a break, I don’t show my boobs to just anyone. Oh sure, I’ll let just anyone grope them, but that’s totally different.

They should of had a clue I was really a girl when I was born and came out lying on my back with my legs spread.

I think God came to the realization that he had to make me a transsexual and stick me in a boy’s body since it was the only way I’d make it through my teen years without getting pregnant.

Seriously, I’m not a tramp … I’m simply a tease. Though when I say stuff like that … I think I’m blurring the line,

Until of course you try something to which I object and I kick your ass !

And really, in the context in which they were said … they were really funny lines and didn’t sound nearly as trampy !! 🙂

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4 Comments

  1. It depends on the guy. I don’t think we’re ALL Neanderthal ***wipes. Some of us can laugh with you just as easilly as you can laugh at yourselves.

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