Adjournment

Consistent with my modus operandi …

I have sought and been granted a brief adjournment on my boob job.

Yeah, can you see the pattern here people …

I always arrive for court 10 minutes later than I tell my clients I’ll meet them (not intentionally, it’s just a personality defect, though in my defense, I tell them up front I’ll be 10 minutes late);

I’m always the last one to arrive for the pre-bowling tailgates or golf outtings, despite the fact that I’m rarely ever the one travelling the furthest. (< rant > Hottie can be 200 miles out at 3:00 pm and still somehow phreaking beat me there for the 5:00 pm tody call … including finding a way to change along the way, I just don’t get it. It actually pisses me off because for some reason, despite Miss Daisy usually arriving at the bar around 4:00 pm, they only save a total of FOUR bar stools. Yeah FOUR !! How many UnUsual Suspects are there ?? FIVE !!! How long have there been FIVE UnUsual Suspects? 7 phreaking years or something like that ! So what’s so hard to remember about having a total of FIVE bar stools instead of FOUR? Ah, well … I don’t know, I’m never there when that issue is addressed. All I know is that I’m almost always left standing. Though they do toss me bar munchies when I get there which strangely seems to appease me.< /rant >);

AND,

I always apparently reschedule surgeries once.

Though in my defense,

When it comes to my friends and family,

I am always there exactly when they need me.

Anyways, it really wasn’t a big deal,

Basically all I did was tell Dr. Z I wasn’t going to be able to make it this Friday and we rescheduled.

I had informed him several weeks ago I was having some serious scheduling conflicts at this time …

And barring a miracle,

I was going to have to reschedule.

So we had already docketed a few back-up dates.

He’s been more than kewl in accommodating my schedule. 🙂

Then my parents asked if I was going to have to postpone my BAS,

That I move it until after my birthday …

So they would have one more boy birthday.

I have no problem with that request.

It’s certainly reasonable.

And it’s not like a delay in boobage means a delay in my other plans for active Amydom.

It’s just very important for me to have them done before short sleeve/no sleeve/lower cut top season.

It’s not like the falsie enhancers I use look that bad or anything,

It’s just that you have to exercise some care in making sure things are concealed properly when wearing certain tops …

Which is just an annoyance.

Sorta like my penis at this point.

But that’s a surgery to be rescheduled for another day. 🙂