Satan Calling

9:08 am – Monday – January 19, 2004

Ring Ring …

Ring Ring …

I looked at the callerid on my mobile.

Ring Ring …

Hello Satan.

Oh my gawd !!!!! You are soooo pretty !!! I’m like … you’re, you’re just sooo pretty !!

Thank you ! ๐Ÿ™‚“, I replied, very confused about what she was talking about.

Seriously, you are sooo pretty !” Satan proclaimed once again.

Just what are you talking about?” I queried skeptically. This wasn’t the Satan I knew … either that or she wanted something from me.

I just saw you, walking down the street … you are soooo cute !” She continued.

Ahhhhh … hey, Satan … I’m sitting here in my car driving up the parking ramp … I can confidently say that wasn’t me you thought was so cute,” I informed her.

Huh, wha … You mean … I thought for sure it was you … she had that way too blonde hair you have in your pictures, she was dressing too young for her age and she was caring a silly black purse like you have,” she rambled.

Oh … so what you’re saying is I’m not as pretty as you thought I was for a few moments there, huh?” I concluded.

No … I guess you’re not. Bye.

Bye Satan.

ROFLMAO You just never know what you’re going to hear when you get one of those phone calls from hell !!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  1. ROFLMAO Thanks !! You kids are being way too kind … apparently you remember that I do pay for compliments !! ๐Ÿ™‚ )

    I really do like the idea of an Amy Simbiot though !!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. you hade me very confused for a moment,

    but on this subject,
    is that you in the new pic,
    or did you hire a celebrity double
    for the close ups?

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