Satan Calling
9:08 am – Monday – January 19, 2004
Ring Ring …
Ring Ring …
I looked at the callerid on my mobile.
Ring Ring …
“Hello Satan.”
“Oh my gawd !!!!! You are soooo pretty !!! I’m like … you’re, you’re just sooo pretty !!”
“Thank you ! 🙂“, I replied, very confused about what she was talking about.
“Seriously, you are sooo pretty !” Satan proclaimed once again.
“Just what are you talking about?” I queried skeptically. This wasn’t the Satan I knew … either that or she wanted something from me.
“I just saw you, walking down the street … you are soooo cute !” She continued.
“Ahhhhh … hey, Satan … I’m sitting here in my car driving up the parking ramp … I can confidently say that wasn’t me you thought was so cute,” I informed her.
“Huh, wha … You mean … I thought for sure it was you … she had that way too blonde hair you have in your pictures, she was dressing too young for her age and she was caring a silly black purse like you have,” she rambled.
“Oh … so what you’re saying is I’m not as pretty as you thought I was for a few moments there, huh?” I concluded.
“No … I guess you’re not. Bye.”
“Bye Satan.”
ROFLMAO You just never know what you’re going to hear when you get one of those phone calls from hell !!! 🙂
ROFLMAO Thanks !! You kids are being way too kind … apparently you remember that I do pay for compliments !! 🙂 )
I really do like the idea of an Amy Simbiot though !!! 🙂
Maybe there is an Amy Simbiot wandering around town and thats who/what Satan saw.
I think Amy has a time machine and brought the 1966 Linda Evans forward to stand it for her!
Hmmmm?
you hade me very confused for a moment,
aims…
but on this subject,
is that you in the new pic,
or did you hire a celebrity double
for the close ups?
I can’t sell what I don’t have !! lol 🙂
Uhhuh…
Yeah
And what do you do when she offers to buy your soul for wishes?
(Tee hee feeling silly. Teee Heee hArrr)