While I’m Out
As we all know … I’m totally addicted to the television show While You Were Out on TLC.
The new host, Evan Farmer, I’m starting to like, but I still think I’d do a better job … I mean, I might not bring any carpentry skills to the table, but I do have the sparky wit that’s always camera-ready !! 😛
Anyways, last season’s host, Teresa Strasser, is still the kewlest chica around. Thank gawd she’s available in re-runs.
Carpenter, Andrew Dan-Jumbo, is so yummy it’s obscene. Talk, dark, handsome, witty, confident, English accent, and good with his hands … some day dear God, let him be cloned for all of us !!
Carpenter, Leslie Segrete, is amazing !! Totally skilled in the ways of carpentry, confident, intelligent while being bitch cute and feminine at the same time. We all can take a lesson from her !!
But …
There is always the GUEST designer.
They seem to vary among a group of 4 or 5.
And thus the purpose of this post …. if anyone ever arranges for me to be on an episode of While You Were Out …
Please … please … please …
Have my GUEST designer be John Bruce. He’s the best !!! Creative, fun and his designs are always tasteful and perfect !! Plus I think he’s funny, smart and with enough alcohol in his system … I might have a fighting chance getting some of his attentiooooon !!
Oh … and the room I want redesigned is my den … I want it to be redone into a kewler, cleaner, sharper, fashionable television viewing/home office room.
Oh Oh … and make sure that Andrew and Leslie return after hiding their truck and tools at the end of the show because I really want to meet them too !
Thanks ! 🙂
A breast is mostly…?
1) Fat
2) Magical jelly
3) Muscle
4) Silicone
First lost. Last found.
Women’s dieting rule of thumb:
The first two pound are lost from your chest.
ROFLMAO, Yes Mistress Yodette, as usual, you are correct. But … I have been training … as you instructed … and yet … nothing seems to be developing … I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
I’ve tried to instruct my padwan in the four Jedi secrets of breast development, but impatient she is. Tempted by the dark side. Quicker. Easier is the dark side.
A Jedi does not rely on camera tricks.
🙂
ROFLMAO Yeah, yeah, yeah … I may be your weirdo, but someday, all of you will mention to someone with glee …
“Yeah, I know Amy-Wan Kenobi. She’s just as kewl in real life as she is on television, though the camera does make her ass look a little bigger, to bad it couldn’t do the same to her boobs.”
Scary how my mind works, huh? 🙂
aims, your my wierdo… 😛
..dilbert
design your home? Pssh, you’ve already got a minor role in my webcomic. don’t push it.