Telephone Action

Ring … Ring … Ring …

Hello

You didn’t watch the football game Saturday because Amy was doing stuff, right?

I didn’t watch the game because we were playing Houston and if we didn’t blow them out, I’d just be pissed.

Oh, okay. Bye dear.

Bye.

Ring … Ring … Ring …

Hello.

You’re wearing a skirt right now, aren’t you?

No.

Oh, okay. Bye then.

See ya.

Ring … Ring … Ring …

Are you really that much more comfortable wearing women’s clothes than men’s?

No, not at all. Most of the time I find women’s clothes more uncomfortable. But it’s not about the clothes.

Okay, bye.

Ring … Ring … Ring …

Please, please don’t start living as a woman.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

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7 Comments

  1. As tough as it is, remember that there is genuine love for you mixed in with her struggle to cope. If she didn’t love you, she wouldn’t care. I still think your mom is just on a flatter acceptance curve. Set your goals and dates and stick with them. She will adapt.

  2. well, yeah,
    when you’re still hiding,
    and sneaking into SOMEONE ELSE’S clothes,
    you kinda do that…
    so a lot of people think that’s what you do
    ALL THE TIME…
    but when you’re finally free to do
    ANYTHING you want to do,
    what you want to do becomes
    normal and even kinda dull…

  3. ROFL !!! Yes, I’m sorta floating between the ROFL most of the time, an occasional UGH, and on rare occasions the GRRRRRRRRR ! 🙂

    I’ve sort of come to conclude that in the same way guys think that whenever women are alone at home they are wearing stockings, heels and a teddy …

    Apparently some women think that whenever TS’s are alone at home … we’re all dolled up. And if so some reason we’re supposed to … I’m soooo gonna flunk that part of the test.

  4. Hopefully, transitioning to Amy 24/7 will replace the “death by a thousand cuts” nagging opposition with the less taxing offended tantrum and long pout.

    “Endeavor to persevere.”

    (Just don’t declare war on the Union.)

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