Happy 227 !

Some people are cat people … And some people aren’t. I’m one of the latter. Now it’s not that I hate cats or anything, It’s just that they do nothing for me … Except cause me to cry and have difficulty breathing. You see, I’m allergic to cats. My eyes start watering, Sinuses draining, Breathing…

Let’s be completely upfront here … I did not pick this movie. Westerns just don’t have any appeal to me … in fact, to emphasize how much I dislike westerns … I’d rather watch a hockey game surrounded by a roomful of overweight middle aged men all wearing their team sweaters with matching face paint…

“You know, for a white woman you’re holding up really well. Most of you start to break down around 30-35.” Scoring Creativity: 10 Delivery: 10 Effectiveness: 0 Last night’s runner-up Interesting Pick-Up Line Tossesd My Way was: Him: “Would it impress you if I told I know Tiger?” Me: “Yeah right, Tony?“

For those of you who are not familar with the gospels of Amy-Wan Kenobi, It’s basically my effort to prank future generations into thinking I’m a deity of sort. You can find the concept explained slightly more in an earlier trailer. And yes, for the curious, there are several earlier trailers for the gospels of…

Hey … Check out who said “I Do“. Well, technically, Only I said “I Do” … Mac’s response was more of a garbled mrrmprphhmmmprhhmm. I guess the duct tape I had secured over his mouth made it a bit more difficult to vocalize his acquiescence. Anyways, Moments after the exchange of our vows … He…

Wow. Everyone knows. The secret I kept hidden from the world for decades has finally been disclosed to all of those close to me. And in so many ways … it is a relief. The anxiety caused by maintaining such a lie about a core element of one’s being is exhaustive. But with the relief…