Kids’ Wisdom
Since it is Mom’s Day here in the U.S. (I have no clue if it’s recognized anywhere else) …. I would like to wish all the Moms a Super, Wonderful Happy Mother’s Day !!! And figured I’d share some great wisdom from those who made you a mom in the first place (pssst ….. kids ….. I’m talking about Great Truths from Kids. Yeah, I know …. wicked, poor segue ….. sorry.)
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Puppies have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
It’s easier to see the mistakes on someone else’s paper.
A pencil without an eraser may as well be a pen.
Don’t expect your friends to be as excited about your ‘100’ as you are.
It’s hard to unlearn a bad word.
Don’t say that the “Last One is a Rotten Egg” unless you’re absolutely sure that there is a slower kid behind you.
I did a quickie update as directed !! 🙂 I’ll post mwore later !!
it is no longer even CLOSE to mothers day. update the damned blog or suffer the wrath of me at my most crabby.
hee hee hee hee hee That’s soooo kewl ! 🙂
forgive me if i’ve mentioned this already, but–
i took my son to see my ex,
and somebody asked her,
“Is this your daughter and grandson?”
and suddenly,
i believe all the people who tell me
i look great…