Today’s Fortune Cookie

Yes … It’s that time again !!! Another season of Amy’s Football League ! Amy’s Football League is my fantasy football league that consists of picking real-life football players that are on your team and based on what statistics they get each week in their real games, you get points for your fantasy team. You…

Ring … Ring … Ring … “Hello” “You didn’t watch the football game Saturday because Amy was doing stuff, right?” “I didn’t watch the game because we were playing Houston and if we didn’t blow them out, I’d just be pissed.” “Oh, okay. Bye dear.” “Bye.” Ring … Ring … Ring … “Hello.” “You’re wearing…

1. What was the last TV show you watched? Geezuz …. what an odd question for a television-drone like me ….. I had the tube on from 8:00 p.m. (eastern standard time) …. until 7:00 a.m. this morning (eastern standard time …. sometimes I change time zones over night, just didn’t have the motivation last…

I got inundated with comment spam posts over the weekend, Specifically, 1396 comments posted to AmyNews.com … By a spammer hawking penis enlargement products. I have comment spam protection software in place, But the spammers are a relentless bunch, And sometimes krap like that gets through. I’m telling you this only because … When I…

So … I had previously disclosed a few months ago to my neighbors that live to the immediate left of my house … Who were super kewl upon acquiring the knowledge of my function, Exceedingly kewl. 🙂 (The one guy I think is about my age, a bit younger. Went to Michigan too … likes…

A Friday Five hasn’t been posted yet for the week … And I’ve grown impatient in waiting, So I decided to ask myself cinco preguntas this week. Well, these actually really aren’t questions I’ve asked myself … These are questions people in real life have asked me after finding out my function. The answers to…