I’m feeling some posting anxiety,
Being how it’s been phreaking eons since I’ve posted.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do!
Do I post and tell you about the new man in my life?
Do I finish my press conference?
Do I bring you up to speed on this year’s version of the bowling team?
Do I tell you about how, two years after I thought of the funny line, I was finally asked the question in the correct way so I could use it?
And whether they laughed?
Maybe I should downer things a bit and talk about the trials and tribulations of life?
I guess I could share what it’s like now that I’ve finally lost my baby shower virginity?
Or maybe I should get the show on the road by rattling on about the things I did this summer?
Just so many things from which to choose !
I’m rendered almost …
Indecisive.
Not like me at all,
Yo? 
Truth be told,
I had finished a post that was going to be my first post back,
It was a moderately funny,
Informative,
And surprisingly topical,
As I’ve received several questions on the topic of late.
But after it was all said and done,
I really didn’t want a post that had a chance …
Of being front page and center for months on AmyNews,
As goodness knows that is always a possibility with me,
Being a discussion of my breasts.
Seriously,
They are focal point enough. 
Anyways,
Last night I decided that once I have a bunch of posts up and running again on a consistent basis,
I’ll toss up the breast post among the mix,
But for now,
I’m going to try and soften up any frustrations that may be had because of my lack of postage,
By introducing you to the new man in my life …
