Editor’s Note: Yeah, I have to edit this and rewrite for the new layout. Estimated Completion Date – March 13, 2012. Originally posted May 24, 2006. Last updated March 13, 2012. Krazy, huh?
Hey … Thanks for visiting AmyNews.com.
Feel free to look around in complete anonymous wonderment.
Heck, that’s what I’d do. 
But as you’re lurking around the studio archives, if you find yourself wanting a little Amy background as a primer, this might really help put thangs into perspective,
And this definitely offer exhaustingly detailed information about me that if you memorize may someday help you win a game of Trivial Pursuit – 15 Minutes of Fame Edition.
And, if after reading all that,
You still haven’t been scared away …
And find yourself with an unsettling urge to contribute to the Amy-banter,
I’d love to hear from ya,
But before you comment to one of my posts,
Please read this,
After all of that,
If something klicks in your noggin’ and …
You think you know me, wanna know me, or are simply glad you don’t know me and feel the need to share that information with me,
Then send me an e-mail.
I’m horrendously slow at responding to e-mails,
Seriously,
Horrendously slow,
But I do respond.
Eventually.
Thanks again for visiting !
