As I’m barely keeping my eyes open at this point,
I am pleased to announce that in recognition of November 13 being …
Adopt A Time Zone Day,
For the new few hours,
I am adopting Hawaii Time Zone as the official time zone of AmyNews.com,
Meaning I’m adjusting things from UTC-5 to UTC-10 for the rest of November 13 …
And now have another 5 hours to post my semi-annual posts. 
Totally legit, yo?
From a certain point of view. 
Amy is a Jedi Knight with a complete command of totally useless information. She has proven to be an invaluable partner in trivial pursuit, confirmed attention whore, television addict, and Browncoat. She is also obsessed with all things football, especially Michigan football. She doesn't get paid for it, but she's also occasionally funny and sometimes does drunken stand-up comedy. At least that is what she has heard, it is not like she remembers. And yes, of course, she also used to be a guy, which just might be why you are here. If so, welcome ! If not, welcome still ! Enjoy !
It’s a good thing there’s no judge to whack a gavel on that motion.