Archive | August, 2006

Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting)

Amyways, That is how I was mistaken for a prostitute at Chili’s on Saturday night, I think. Wild, huh ?   So I wasn’t having a good week, Not a particularly good week at all: Flashback to the previous Wednesday evening: Got blown off, ended up drinking alone. Then fast foward from that Wednesday evening to [...]

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AutoNames

Editor’s Note: Yeah, yeah, yeah … I know, I have to answer Amy’s Press Conference Question 8 – Part Dos yet, but this was a question that Karen posed in a comment a few posts ago and I started answering the comment but it sort of grew into a long answer, which I decided would [...]

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The Da Amy Kode

The license plate I had on the most recent Grand Amy version of the AmyMobile, Was the license plate I’ve had since 1984. The first car that had that license plate was a 1972 Army green Ford Maverick. A fairly ugly ass, But incredibly reliable, Car. Obviously my lack of interest in stylish cars goes [...]

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Salvage Title

So recently, I found myself in need of a new Amy Mobile, Obviously. Now historically, Whenever the lease on my car was set to expire, Something like the following would transpire … Me, calling Dad on the phone: ” Hey Dad, my lease is about to expire, can you go to the dealership and work [...]

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The Answer

One white footie Golf Clubs A Simon and Garfunkel Album 23 CDs A cookie tin of 45′s – top one was The Carpenters – Rainy Days & Mondays Gift in the glove compartment that was never able to be given 5 of Joe’s business cards 18 3-year old tablets of Vicodin (I flushed them down [...]

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