Archive | September, 2005

Garage Activities

SLAM That, dear viewers, was the sound of the back door that leads to my garage … Closing shut ! Heavy Sigh. A quick twist of the door knob confirmed, Yuhp, I had effectively locked myself out of my house. But that’s really no big deal, People lock themselves out of their house all the [...]

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A Girl Named Goo

“So Amy, do your friends have a nickname for you?” He said, attempting to restart a conversation after failing to impress me with his previous masturbatory back-patting and offers to see his “wonderful” room at the hotel he has for his stay in town. *pause* Let’s see, Back in the days of boy … I [...]

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