I got inundated with comment spam posts over the weekend, Specifically, 1396 comments posted to AmyNews.com … By a spammer hawking penis enlargement products. I have comment spam protection software in place, But the spammers are a relentless bunch, And sometimes krap like that gets through. I’m telling you this only because … When I [...]

Did you know that there seems to be a private drinking hall on every street on the northwest side of my hometown? Me neither, I knew there were some, but I didn’t realize there were what must be thousands … I’m talking thousands !! Did you know that sometimes I say I know how to [...]

I know. I know. I know. Given my fondness for double entendres … And occasional use of sexual innuendos, One might think that my use of the word … Woodworking References possible activities with a man’s penis: Blow jobs, Hand jobs, Whatever. But no … This post has nothing to do with such. (Editor’s Note: [...]

The month isn’t quite over, But the following question has already won … Hands down. A few weeks ago, at bowling, one of my male friends posed the following: Are you wearing granny panties or a teddy? Now first of all … my friend that asked the question, is a totally kewl and funny guy, [...]

Ya know … I’m an extremely predictable creature of habit. Really predictable. So when I go days and days in a row, Without updating AmyNews.com … You know something is up. But what, pray tell? Well … Nothing new or different really, Just the same ol’ problem that I’ve been struggling with for quite a [...]