I was supposed to be on a plane right now getting ready to join Kenna and Laura for our weekend of drinking, laughing and mocking of others … Unfortunately, Tuesday night I found a very sizable growth on Indiana Jones Lando Calrissian which ended up rupturing, So I spent a great deal of time in [...]

So … I received a telephone call from my state bar association this morning, Which obviously stressed me out … ‘Cause it’s like getting a call from a judge … It’s usually because you did something wrong. Well, Actually … I can’t say that from experience, As it was the first time I’ve ever gotten [...]

I had a blast this weekend when my cousin, officially known as Cousin Golfer here at AmyNews.com, flew into town for a visit and golf challenge. A lot has changed since our last golf challenge two years ago … No, no, no … I’m not talking about my sex change and all, That’s old news [...]

Joe Hairdy’s name was removed from my office door, It was a feeling of melancholy and optimism. My private investigator walked into my office unannounced and found, as he later told Shaft, some young woman in Joe’s office, He seemed to take the information well when I told him, but then again, as long as [...]

A salad. A pair of pantyhose. A package of maxipads.