So … Bright and early on Monday morning, Mom and Dad came to my rescue with a McDonald’s fix … Sausage Egg McMuffin, Along with a Breakfast Burrito. The two items were really more of just an appetizer for me … But it sure was nice to have some greasy fast food to whet my [...]
Archive | June, 2004
Weight Gain
So each of my boobs is approximately 450 cc’s of that squishy saline substance … Which was roughly the necessarily fillage to bring me up to a full C-cup size, though with swelling right now … I might be a tad bigger. (Seriously, I told you I was tastefully understated in the boobage department.) Anyways [...]
Amanda and Nicole – Day 3
I have no voice. None. Whatsoever. I really can’t figure it out. It totally hurts to talk. And basically, I simply can’t. So I’ve been trying not to (which we all know is hard for me) … While sucking on Jolly Ranchers. Nothing really seems to help though. Anyways … On Day 3 I finally [...]
Amanda and Nicole – Day 2
I really wasn’t that sore today and cut down on my Vicodin and Valium intake, Though I did take it pretty easy. For the most part, it seemed like I was either sleeping, Or awake. I’ve also noticed, it was getting really, really hard for me to wake up from when I’ve been sleeping. And [...]
Provo News Release
I received this e-mail from one of my male buddies today … For Immediate Release. Provo, Utah, June 28, 2004. A scientist from Brigham Young University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing up the fabric when exposed to cold air. At a news conference announcing [...]
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