Happy Birthday to You ! Happy Birthday to You !! Happy Birthday to Skipper (f/k/a Summer Intern) and Geena !!!!!!!! Happy Birthday to You ! This time sung in my Michelle Branch voice.

You’re up pussyfuck. Geezuz, the drunker they get, the better they bowl. Damn straight. Miss Daisy was just in the parking lot making out. Things have gotten really weird around here lately. You looked like a girl trying to look like a boy. I told WannaBe she looks ugly in glasses. Smells like crotch in [...]

I swore … not a great deal or anything … But probably a bit more than your average bear. Though 80% of my swearing activities were either at work or resulting therefrom. And I did try to watch where I swore … Around children? … Definitely a no-no, Around women? … Blame it on my [...]

Feels like a minute or two … but I know for a fact, it’s really only something like 2 – 3 seconds … Not that long at all. But I’ve got some nerves on the top of my scalp that appear to be making attempts to reconnect or something … And out of the blue, [...]

[Editor's Note: This was a post that I was working on before I read Caitlin's post titled The Big Lie ... now of course, you might just think once again that I'm scamming material from her ... but that's really not the case, at least this time ... because Caitlin's post is much more well-written [...]